Everyone wants nice skin, but not everyone has or knows how to have it. It’s perhaps a waste of time getting advice from the Internet or the people in our lives, however, because everyone’s so different, so inevitably lots of do’s and don’t’s are based off individual experiences, and therefore inaccurate to most of us. Some swear never to use eye cream for fear of puffiness or blotter paper which apparently drains the skin of good oil, others believe otherwise. Nonetheless, it’s still fun to listen to people’s stories, especially if they have tantalising tips like Cate Blanchett.
The Snow Queen just revealed in an interview with Vogue Australia that she and Sandra Bullock get penis facials from Georgia Louis, which she then clarified on The Daily Mail as, “The ‘street name’ in Hollywood for the procedure because it uses stem cells from the foreskin of Korean baby boys.” The serum is then infused into the skin through microneedling the face, which produces tiny skin punctures to promote absorption.
Maybe using the stem cells of Korean babies’ foreskins aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but we can’t deny the two Hollywood actresses have incredible skin; and, the money to achieve that level of perfection. Which prompted us to search online: What other bizarre celebrity beauty regimens are out there for the brave to try?
Bird Poop Facial, Victoria Beckham. Apparently a Japanese skincare centre offers dehydrated nightingale poop facials to brighten Beckham’s skin complexion and control acne.
Vaginal Steaming, Gwyneth Paltrow. The Goop founder isn’t alien to weird skincare trends, including bee-stings and intense body cleanses. Hopefully her vagina doesn’t become dim sum.
Adhesive Tape Facelift, Lady Gaga. A true performer doesn’t just sing well, she looks the part too. Not only does it force her face into shape, Gaga uses it as a quick make-up removal tool.
Placenta Facial, Jennifer Lopez. She’s clearly no longer just Jenny from the Block, the pop singer gets these treatments twice a week… That’s 730 baby placentas on her face in a year.
Preparation H, Sandra Bullock. Used to reduce haemorrhoid inflammation, Bullock instead puts it under her eyes to control puffiness. We’ll take this over penis facials any day.
Blood Moisturiser, Hailey Baldwin. The model visited a dermatologist who drew blood from her arm, and churned it into a face cream. Inspiration for the next time we get a nose bleed…?
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